Back and Forth (Discombobulated - Original)

[Intro] Oh, I'm discombobulated Everything's all fucked up I'm discombobulated, discombobulated Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didn't mean to piss you off, my lady What I really meant to say is, it goes a little something like this [Verse 1] I smell the scent of a blunt, ah, what a wonderful scent I'm a hundred percent high now, son of a bitch I'm the son of a bitch, all the other kids Made fun of my sit-uation, I used to get my ass kicked Until I got bigger, now they can suck a dry ass dick I eat a bully like a wet pussy, I act sick I smack six of my cock-sucking psychiatrists Common sense, I lack, my life isn't all lilacs, bitch I'm on a kayak, no paddles and no life jacket Canoeing backwards, with my back facing Niagara Falls Big balls, dick is one size that fits all, shit, y’all Okay, it's small, kiss my ass, prick You can lick my crack from the front all the way to my back, dick Teabag you like Brüno when he landed in my lap, shit I'm a Venus flytrap, my penis catches dykes that sit Like a genius, I rap, yeah bitch, I know you like that shit [Chorus] Now up is down, left is right Day is night now, in is out, black is white So to-and-fro and side-to-side Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go No means yes, but yes don't mean no So, baby, please, take off your clothes (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!) [Verse 2] Critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, I'm always va-raping a bi-ditch Well, fi-duck 'em, they can si-duck my di-dick when I'm taking a shi-dit Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell 'em where to put it? I'm si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit Like, do I feel any remorse? Shit, of course Did Christopher Reeves pee the bed? There's no need for me to beat a dead horse Get it? Yeah, I said it, now go home behind closed doors Put on my knee-high spinny skirt and my Levi's hit the floor And perform oral sex on a Miley blow-up doll I know what y'all are thinking "Oh, I'm so appalled, I wish Shady would grow up" All of y'all can swallow 'til you throw up Man I'm tore up on the floor, Dre, quit blowin' that smoke in my face, you need to slow up, dawg I'm no bump on a log, but chronic smog has my contact lenses all fogged This is not what friends do to friends, it's all wrong I just came out of rehab, I can't fuck with this at all What kind of support system is this? Fuck it, give me that bong [Chorus] Now up is down, left is right Day is night now, in is out, black is white So to-and-fro and side-to-side Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go No means yes, but yes don't mean no So, baby, please, take off your clothes (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!) [Verse 3] Time is no concept as I pass out on steps I need to work on steps, but I guess this shit just hasn't dawned yet That my disease has come out of remission beyond depths I could imagine doin' push ups, sit ups, and long reps And it's comin' to kick my ass as soon as this bong's lit One long hit, I just kept on saying the wrong shit And I ain’t even get to get to Heidi Montag yet In tighty-wighties, it's the mighty don with the small dick They all fall, prick, lick their golf balls, suck 'em through a straw Until your jaws cramp up and stick, tramp Close your trap, make it clamp shut, come quick, Superman Pick the fuckin' wheelchair ramp up Man, quit pickin' on Chris—Stephen Hawkins, stand up, now sit Do as I say, put your fuckin' hands up, like this Okay, good, now 'fore we put our pants up and zip You can do that, but I bet you can't suck your dick [Chorus] Now up is down, left is right Day is night now, in is out, black is white So to-and-fro and side-to-side Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide 'Cause back is forth now and stop means go No means yes, but yes don't mean no So, baby, please, take off your clothes (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)