Eminem – Back and Forth (Discombobulated - Original) (2024) | Track profile | Dork

Eminem – Back and Forth (Discombobulated - Original) (2024) | Track profile | Dork

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Back and Forth (Discombobulated - Original)

[Intro]

Oh, I'm discombobulated

Everything's all fucked up

I'm discombobulated, discombobulated

Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didn't mean to piss you off, my lady

What I really meant to say is, it goes a little something like this

[Verse 1]

I smell the scent of a blunt, ah, what a wonderful scent

I'm a hundred percent high now, son of a bitch

I'm the son of a bitch, all the other kids

Made fun of my sit-uation, I used to get my ass kicked

Until I got bigger, now they can suck a dry ass dick

I eat a bully like a wet pussy, I act sick

I smack six of my cock-sucking psychiatrists

Common sense, I lack, my life isn't all lilacs, bitch

I'm on a kayak, no paddles and no life jacket

Canoeing backwards, with my back facing Niagara Falls

Big balls, dick is one size that fits all, shit, y’all

Okay, it's small, kiss my ass, prick

You can lick my crack from the front all the way to my back, dick

Teabag you like Brüno when he landed in my lap, shit

I'm a Venus flytrap, my penis catches dykes that sit

Like a genius, I rap, yeah bitch, I know you like that shit

[Chorus]

Now up is down, left is right

Day is night now, in is out, black is white

So to-and-fro and side-to-side

Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide

'Cause back is forth now and stop means go

No means yes, but yes don't mean no

So, baby, please, take off your clothes

(No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)

[Verse 2]

Critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, I'm always va-raping a bi-ditch

Well, fi-duck 'em, they can si-duck my di-dick when I'm taking a shi-dit

Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell 'em where to put it?

I'm si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit

Like, do I feel any remorse? Shit, of course

Did Christopher Reeves pee the bed?

There's no need for me to beat a dead horse

Get it? Yeah, I said it, now go home behind closed doors

Put on my knee-high spinny skirt and my Levi's hit the floor

And perform oral sex on a Miley blow-up doll

I know what y'all are thinking

"Oh, I'm so appalled, I wish Shady would grow up"

All of y'all can swallow 'til you throw up

Man I'm tore up on the floor, Dre, quit blowin' that smoke in my face, you need to slow up, dawg

I'm no bump on a log, but chronic smog has my contact lenses all fogged

This is not what friends do to friends, it's all wrong

I just came out of rehab, I can't fuck with this at all

What kind of support system is this? Fuck it, give me that bong

[Chorus]

Now up is down, left is right

Day is night now, in is out, black is white

So to-and-fro and side-to-side

Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide

'Cause back is forth now and stop means go

No means yes, but yes don't mean no

So, baby, please, take off your clothes

(No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)

[Verse 3]

Time is no concept as I pass out on steps

I need to work on steps, but I guess this shit just hasn't dawned yet

That my disease has come out of remission beyond depths

I could imagine doin' push ups, sit ups, and long reps

And it's comin' to kick my ass as soon as this bong's lit

One long hit, I just kept on saying the wrong shit

And I ain’t even get to get to Heidi Montag yet

In tighty-wighties, it's the mighty don with the small dick

They all fall, prick, lick their golf balls, suck 'em through a straw

Until your jaws cramp up and stick, tramp

Close your trap, make it clamp shut, come quick, Superman

Pick the fuckin' wheelchair ramp up

Man, quit pickin' on Chris—Stephen Hawkins, stand up, now sit

Do as I say, put your fuckin' hands up, like this

Okay, good, now 'fore we put our pants up and zip

You can do that, but I bet you can't suck your dick

[Chorus]

Now up is down, left is right

Day is night now, in is out, black is white

So to-and-fro and side-to-side

Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide

'Cause back is forth now and stop means go

No means yes, but yes don't mean no

So, baby, please, take off your clothes

(No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)

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