Under the Table

[Intro] I would beg to disagree But begging disagrees with me I would beg to disagree But begging disagrees with me [Verse 1] I told you I didn't wanna go to this dinner You know I don't go for those ones that you bother about So when they say something that makes me start to simmer That fancy wine won't put this fire out, oh [Chorus] Kick me under the table all you want I won't shut up, I won't shut up Kick me under the table all you want I won't shut up, I won't shut up [Verse 2] I'd like to buy you a pair of pillow-soled hiking boots To help you with your climb Or rather, to help the bodies that you step over along your route So they won't hurt like mine [Chorus] Kick me under the table all you want I won't shut up, I won't shut up Kick me under the table all you want I won't shut up, I won't shut up [Post-Chorus] And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me If you get me to go and I open my mouth To the fucking mutton that they're talking about You can pout, but don't you, don't you Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me [Chorus] Kick me under the table all you want I won't shut up, I won't shut up Kick me under the table all you want I won't shut up, I won't shut up Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me) Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me) [Post-Chorus] And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me If you get me to go and I open my mouth To the fucking mutton that they're talking about You can pout, but don't you, don't you Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me [Bridge] I would beg to disagree But begging disagrees with me I would beg to disagree But begging disagrees with me I would beg to disagree But begging disagrees with me [Chorus] Kick me under the table all you want I won't shut up, I won't shut up Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) I won't shut up, I won't shut up (I would beg to disagree) Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me) Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)