Under the Table

[Intro]

I would beg to disagree

But begging disagrees with me

I would beg to disagree

But begging disagrees with me

[Verse 1]

I told you I didn't wanna go to this dinner

You know I don't go for those ones that you bother about

So when they say something that makes me start to simmer

That fancy wine won't put this fire out, oh

[Chorus]

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up, I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up, I won't shut up

[Verse 2]

I'd like to buy you a pair of pillow-soled hiking boots

To help you with your climb

Or rather, to help the bodies that you step over along your route

So they won't hurt like mine

[Chorus]

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up, I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up, I won't shut up

[Post-Chorus]

And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone

Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me

If you get me to go and I open my mouth

To the fucking mutton that they're talking about

You can pout, but don't you, don't you

Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me

[Chorus]

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up, I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up, I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)

I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)

Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)

I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)

[Post-Chorus]

And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone

Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me

If you get me to go and I open my mouth

To the fucking mutton that they're talking about

You can pout, but don't you, don't you

Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me

[Bridge]

I would beg to disagree

But begging disagrees with me

I would beg to disagree

But begging disagrees with me

I would beg to disagree

But begging disagrees with me

[Chorus]

Kick me under the table all you want

I won't shut up, I won't shut up

Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)

I won't shut up, I won't shut up (I would beg to disagree)

Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)

I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)

Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)

I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)