Avoid The Hangovers, Stay Drunk

[Verse 1: Hons] It's 1:07 in the afternoon, fuck, I’m late and stupid Didn't set my alarm, gotta find [?] Cooper Like we're trippin’ 'round town on the pub crawl that I organised Better put some pants on [?] my eyes Where could they be? What's your best bet? The [?] in the west end Of town, then goin' on, you're already late It's cold here in Carlton and I'm feelin' pale as I exit the gate Of my foster parents’ house, I need to find these fellas The thought of thеm gettin’ drunk before mе is makin' me jealous [?] as a fat cab to drive Why am I taking my car? I’ll get done for DUI So I start trekking to the bus stop, approached by this [?] She looks thirsty like a [?] so I don't bother to stop I'm gettin' followed by cops, shit, I didn’t see the sign [?] hundred and fifty buck fine [Scratches: Trials] "One time I got drunk" "Chucked my guts up [?]" "One time I got drunk" "[?]" "One time I got drunk" "[?] [?] till I couldn't feel my legs" "One time I got drunk" "Chucked my guts up [?]" "One time I got drunk" "[?]" "One time I got drunk" "[?] [?] till I couldn't feel my legs" [Verse 2: Hons] I lose the cops, grab my bearings [?] into town Hit up the Crown complex where lost mates should be found I spy four of my exes as I walk in, I can't believe this The memories [?] there's no mates and Happy Hour's finished I pulled this chick at the bar, she sits back and sips her Cruiser Starts chokin' on bar snacks to execute a [?] manouvre She takes out her wallet, her cash falls to her feet "Can I buy you a VB?" Nah, that shit is piss weak "How 'bout a heady in the toilet" I ask her under my breath "Sorry, [?]" This chick'll bring me to my death I jump off my barstool, I guess it's time again I broke the seal of my bladder and bank from too much Heineken I line up and then delve deep into my pocket To find Coles dockets, house keys and empty wallets I didn't find my mates but today's been anything but boring Who cares man? I'm jettin', I got work in the mornin' [Scratches: Trials] "One time I got drunk" "Chucked my guts up [?]" "One time I got drunk" "[?]" "One time I got drunk" "[?] [?] till I couldn't feel my legs" "One time I got drunk" "Chucked my guts up [?]" "One time I got drunk" "[?]" "One time I got drunk" "[?] [?] till I couldn't feel my legs"