Kidney Shifters (Remix)

[Turntablism: DJ Reflux] "Here we go, here we go" "I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop–" "I got the funk flow–I got the funk flow" "I got the funk flow to make–make your kidney shift" [Verse 1: Trials] Give me a stage, a mic, three pints of dope nector The name's Trials baby, professional home wrecker I got this licence to step inside cyphers And come tighter than vaginas with four fingers inside 'em So step to a battle, but take the coward's route I'ma power house, destroying rhymes until the power's out What the fuck makes you think that these toys were dope? I was flippin' twice as nice before my voice had broke You better gift-wrap my nuts, suck the shaft to the bottom When I'm rocking mics random lives just start dropping We're top of this shit like garnishes, every time I test ya You're like fat chicks on a jetty–under peer pressure Try your heart out, become a dope rapper I'ma still die hard like overdosing on Viagra Now that's what happens when the Funkoars rip ya We stomp the break, and shake your place's Richter [Chorus 1: Trials] If your name's Mila Kunis, you're getting kidney shifted After ten rounds of schooners, you're getting kidney shifted Blonde girls with fake hooters, you're getting kidney shifted You're getting kidney shifted, you're getting kidney shifted [Turntablism: DJ Reflux] "Here we go, here we go" "I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop–" "I got the funk flow–I got the funk flow" "I got the funk flow to make–make your kidney shift" [Verse 2: Sesta] Check it, when I'm live on the mic Replies are about as tight as a hooker on a long night Your verses post-mortem, battle Funkoars Then you might as well release Martin Bryant and live the battle Semi-autos 'cause we at it again The crowd we packing 'em in while you panicking friend So take your man and make like a manakin Shut the fuck up, sit down, don't talk (don't move) Shake it like your mother's arm after she's waving me Late in the morning, after I double dated her With your sister so Sesta eventually Got sick of faggots having to mention me, man I could Sit and babble about back stabbers and faggots Spitting them ones, tag-alongs think they're rappers If I'ma rapper who claims he's ahead of his time Well fuck it, I'm going back to the future and racking his rhyme [Chorus 2: Sesta] If your name's J. Lopez, you're getting kidney shifted If you don't deep throat then, you're getting kidney shifted Even over phone sex you're, you're getting kidney shifted You're getting kidney shifted, you're getting kidney shifted [Turntablism: DJ Reflux] "Here we go, here we go" "I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop–" "I got the funk flow–I got the funk flow" "I got the funk flow to make–make your kidney shift" [Verse 3: Hons] Fuck the weasel in my books, it's pop goes the virgin Get trashed and crash strip clubs instead of rehearsin' My flow worsening the more schooners I have I'd rather be boozing than rap and kick losers off tracks So pump your fists if you feel this Hons will show Christina how to get dirty in a film clip I bomb tracks like Pearl Harbour Sometimes people take me the wrong way like smacking up marijuana Hard on that and throw your best raps and mack kid There's no turning back like knockin' up a catholic I need to keep my raps tight like gaps that's slight Or Joe Cusumano on a honeymoon night I like to roll play with fantasies, get kinky with our bed Long legs, thick breasts, I'm as shallow as Hal's head Think you're better than me? Fucking get your facts checked I ain't hostile, I just sit there when I got no cash left [Chorus 3: Hons] If your name's Kylie Minogue, you're getting kidney shifted If you bite when you blow, you're getting kidney shifted Babies sitting home alone, you're getting kidney shifted You're getting kidney shifted, you're getting kidney shifted