Avoid The Hangovers, Stay Drunk

[Verse 1: Hons]

It's 1:07 in the afternoon, fuck, I’m late and stupid

Didn't set my alarm, gotta find [?] Cooper

Like we're trippin’ 'round town on the pub crawl that I organised

Better put some pants on [?] my eyes

Where could they be? What's your best bet?

The [?] in the west end

Of town, then goin' on, you're already late

It's cold here in Carlton and I'm feelin' pale as I exit the gate

Of my foster parents’ house, I need to find these fellas

The thought of thеm gettin’ drunk before mе is makin' me jealous

[?] as a fat cab to drive

Why am I taking my car? I’ll get done for DUI

So I start trekking to the bus stop, approached by this [?]

She looks thirsty like a [?] so I don't bother to stop

I'm gettin' followed by cops, shit, I didn’t see the sign

[?] hundred and fifty buck fine

[Scratches: Trials]

"One time I got drunk" "Chucked my guts up [?]"

"One time I got drunk" "[?]"

"One time I got drunk" "[?]

[?] till I couldn't feel my legs"

"One time I got drunk" "Chucked my guts up [?]"

"One time I got drunk" "[?]"

"One time I got drunk" "[?]

[?] till I couldn't feel my legs"

[Verse 2: Hons]

I lose the cops, grab my bearings [?] into town

Hit up the Crown complex where lost mates should be found

I spy four of my exes as I walk in, I can't believe this

The memories [?] there's no mates and Happy Hour's finished

I pulled this chick at the bar, she sits back and sips her Cruiser

Starts chokin' on bar snacks to execute a [?] manouvre

She takes out her wallet, her cash falls to her feet

"Can I buy you a VB?" Nah, that shit is piss weak

"How 'bout a heady in the toilet" I ask her under my breath

"Sorry, [?]" This chick'll bring me to my death

I jump off my barstool, I guess it's time again

I broke the seal of my bladder and bank from too much Heineken

I line up and then delve deep into my pocket

To find Coles dockets, house keys and empty wallets

I didn't find my mates but today's been anything but boring

Who cares man? I'm jettin', I got work in the mornin'

[Scratches: Trials]

"One time I got drunk" "Chucked my guts up [?]"

"One time I got drunk" "[?]"

"One time I got drunk" "[?]

[?] till I couldn't feel my legs"

"One time I got drunk" "Chucked my guts up [?]"

"One time I got drunk" "[?]"

"One time I got drunk" "[?]

[?] till I couldn't feel my legs"