[Turntablism: DJ Reflux]
"Here we go, here we go"
"I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop–"
"I got the funk flow–I got the funk flow"
"I got the funk flow to make–make your kidney shift"
[Verse 1: Trials]
Give me a stage, a mic, three pints of dope nector
The name's Trials baby, professional home wrecker
I got this licence to step inside cyphers
And come tighter than vaginas with four fingers inside 'em
So step to a battle, but take the coward's route
I'ma power house, destroying rhymes until the power's out
What the fuck makes you think that these toys were dope?
I was flippin' twice as nice before my voice had broke
You better gift-wrap my nuts, suck the shaft to the bottom
When I'm rocking mics random lives just start dropping
We're top of this shit like garnishes, every time I test ya
You're like fat chicks on a jetty–under peer pressure
Try your heart out, become a dope rapper
I'ma still die hard like overdosing on Viagra
Now that's what happens when the Funkoars rip ya
We stomp the break, and shake your place's Richter
[Chorus 1: Trials]
If your name's Mila Kunis, you're getting kidney shifted
After ten rounds of schooners, you're getting kidney shifted
Blonde girls with fake hooters, you're getting kidney shifted
You're getting kidney shifted, you're getting kidney shifted
[Turntablism: DJ Reflux]
"Here we go, here we go"
"I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop–"
"I got the funk flow–I got the funk flow"
"I got the funk flow to make–make your kidney shift"
[Verse 2: Sesta]
Check it, when I'm live on the mic
Replies are about as tight as a hooker on a long night
Your verses post-mortem, battle Funkoars
Then you might as well release Martin Bryant and live the battle
Semi-autos 'cause we at it again
The crowd we packing 'em in while you panicking friend
So take your man and make like a manakin
Shut the fuck up, sit down, don't talk (don't move)
Shake it like your mother's arm after she's waving me
Late in the morning, after I double dated her
With your sister so Sesta eventually
Got sick of faggots having to mention me, man I could
Sit and babble about back stabbers and faggots
Spitting them ones, tag-alongs think they're rappers
If I'ma rapper who claims he's ahead of his time
Well fuck it, I'm going back to the future and racking his rhyme
[Chorus 2: Sesta]
If your name's J. Lopez, you're getting kidney shifted
If you don't deep throat then, you're getting kidney shifted
Even over phone sex you're, you're getting kidney shifted
You're getting kidney shifted, you're getting kidney shifted
[Turntablism: DJ Reflux]
"Here we go, here we go"
"I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop–"
"I got the funk flow–I got the funk flow"
"I got the funk flow to make–make your kidney shift"
[Verse 3: Hons]
Fuck the weasel in my books, it's pop goes the virgin
Get trashed and crash strip clubs instead of rehearsin'
My flow worsening the more schooners I have
I'd rather be boozing than rap and kick losers off tracks
So pump your fists if you feel this
Hons will show Christina how to get dirty in a film clip
I bomb tracks like Pearl Harbour
Sometimes people take me the wrong way like smacking up marijuana
Hard on that and throw your best raps and mack kid
There's no turning back like knockin' up a catholic
I need to keep my raps tight like gaps that's slight
Or Joe Cusumano on a honeymoon night
I like to roll play with fantasies, get kinky with our bed
Long legs, thick breasts, I'm as shallow as Hal's head
Think you're better than me? Fucking get your facts checked
I ain't hostile, I just sit there when I got no cash left
[Chorus 3: Hons]
If your name's Kylie Minogue, you're getting kidney shifted
If you bite when you blow, you're getting kidney shifted
Babies sitting home alone, you're getting kidney shifted
You're getting kidney shifted, you're getting kidney shifted
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