KFC

Hey, Krabs, I fucked your daughter Squiddy, I left a sticky, hot load in your clarinet And, SpongeBob, I literally took your best friend Brainwashed him, and put him on this song as a feature It is a one-v'-three, and I'm still soloin' (gang)

Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good how I fucked this foreign chick Tryna cancel me, for real? I J. K. Rowl'ed them in a spliff Y'all some cancer, y'all some kids, blow that candle, Make-A-Wish I'ma make you disappear, I'm David Blaine in this bitch (hah)

I'm with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet He gon' let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes I'm foldin' up the cash, thick, and wrappin' the elastic We bend a bad bitch's back out, like it's gymnastics

Fuck the Krusty Krew, and I mean that through and through I took two twins to my room, and had them booga-looga-loo Had her wet as Goo Lagoon, I grab my mop 'cause that's a hazard "Is this the Chum Bucket?" Nah, bitch, this is Patrick

I'm a pink fuckin' superstar, ridin' in a supercar Shootin' at that boy like Cupid did, but with my Ruger, bruh You want the Krab packed in a trap? Hit my CashApp I just hit up Sandy like, "Yo, bitch, what's yo' Snapchat?"

Poppin' me a Xanax, I'ma end up there on Jupiter She said I was stupid, but my dick game go stupider You McLovin' bitch boy, I'm super bad, don't you play with me I'ma kill a fuckin' crab at the Bucket, like it's KFC

Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good how I fucked this foreign chick Tryna cancel me, for real? I J. K. Rowl'ed 'em in a spliff Y'all some cancer, y'all some kids, blow that candle, Make-A-Wish I'ma make you disappear, I'm David Blaine in this bitch (hah)

I'm with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet He gon' let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes I'm foldin' up the cash, thick, and wrappin' the elastic We bend a bad bitch's back out, like it's gymnastics

Yeah, I'm dumber than a rock, but I'm tryna lay some cock Yeah, it's Patrick in the cut And it's Dankton servin' up Aye, yo, Patty, fuck it up I'm a pimp, not simp Poppin' Percies with the Pearl, got her pussy on my lips