Eastbound and Down

[Chorus] I like the fit of your suit, too shorts at the hems I like the cut of your jib, we could be friends I could see myself in your shoes making decisions that affect the global economy I, too, could make my salary in private equity [Post-Chorus] I could be in your shoes I could be in your shoes [Break 1] As I sit beside you on the 7:45am Jubilee Line train headed Eastbound, I decide I’m partly jealous of your nicely ironed three piece suit Hems, 2/3 inches Northbound of a freshly polished Oxford brogue But I’m mostly jealous of your 6 figure paypacket A hundred thousand pounds a year Two hundred thousand pounds a year plus bonuses [Chorus] I like the fit of your suit, too shorts at the hems I like the cut of your jib, we could be friends I could see myself in your shoes making decisions that affect the global economy I, too, could make my salary in cryptocurrency [Post-Chorus] I could be in your shoes I could be in your shoes I could be in your shoes [Break 2 / Outro] And I sit beside you on a 7:45 Jubilee Line train headed eastbound I marvel at the precision of your Windsor knot and I concur I’m so jealous of your paypacket A hundred thousand pounds a year Two hundred thousand pounds a year Three hundred thousand pounds a year Four hundred thousand pounds a year Five hundred thousand pounds a year Plus bonuses, plus bonuses [?]