Eastbound and Down

[Chorus]

I like the fit of your suit, too shorts at the hems

I like the cut of your jib, we could be friends

I could see myself in your shoes making decisions that affect the global economy

I, too, could make my salary in private equity

[Post-Chorus]

I could be in your shoes

I could be in your shoes

[Break 1]

As I sit beside you on the 7:45am Jubilee Line train headed Eastbound, I decide

I’m partly jealous of your nicely ironed three piece suit

Hems, 2/3 inches Northbound of a freshly polished Oxford brogue

But I’m mostly jealous of your 6 figure paypacket

A hundred thousand pounds a year

Two hundred thousand pounds a year plus bonuses

[Chorus]

I like the fit of your suit, too shorts at the hems

I like the cut of your jib, we could be friends

I could see myself in your shoes making decisions that affect the global economy

I, too, could make my salary in cryptocurrency

[Post-Chorus]

I could be in your shoes

I could be in your shoes

I could be in your shoes

[Break 2 / Outro]

And I sit beside you on a 7:45 Jubilee Line train headed eastbound

I marvel at the precision of your Windsor knot and I concur

I’m so jealous of your paypacket

A hundred thousand pounds a year

Two hundred thousand pounds a year

Three hundred thousand pounds a year

Four hundred thousand pounds a year

Five hundred thousand pounds a year

Plus bonuses, plus bonuses

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