Allergic

We're on the couch curled up We've been watching Bambi It's come to the sad scene You feel my limbs tense up I thank God I'm manly Don't need to show empathy You ask how I feel, I come out in a rash How can this be, I ate no shell-fash You say just open up, I sneeze right in your face Don't speak another word, girl I'm allergic to my emotions! (Achoo) Oh, baby You've mistaken me For someone who can process his emotions I'm shaking Anaphylactically At the thought of being psychically open Emotions make you nuts They're containing traces I'm itching voraciously I keep my lid locked shut It's healthy and spacious Repressing capriciously But there's so many feels I know I should express Grab you by the hand and take a deep breath Feel a sudden warmth rushing through my whole chest Oh wait, that's inflammation I'm allergic to my emotions! (Achoo) Oh, baby You've mistaken me For a guy who won't get hives from being open Don't make me Speak emotionally Unless you've got a dermatotic lotion You say you don't believe that Emotions can cause allergies Now you're googling a pollen count meter And it's off the charts today Wait you're telling me my feeling hay fever Is caused by actual hay? Oh, man, that's a big relief, yeah My allergies are separate from my emotional incompetence! I'm so relieved That my immunosensitivity Is unrelated to my shitty Communicative abilities (Achoo)