Hench

(Fresh) When I need to decompress When this crazy world around me's got me Feeling kinda stressed I've got a method, it's the best I get the feelings off my chest And replace them all with pecs I'm getting hench I've got expertise in strength I do the thing where you lift your legs up And the one where you press the bench I'm getting hench, so hench Abs like dry cement Don't look directly at them 'Cause you'll find it too intense Working out, and working up a sweat Ha ha ha ha Running about, never running out of breath Ha ha ha ha ha ha (gag) (cough) When you're hench, the struggle's real I got fired from a bakery for selling buns of steel It's difficult, it's an ordeal A woman called the cops on me 'Cause she thought these guns were real Hench, so hench It's a thirst I cannot quench Friedrich Nietzsche, you can eat your heart out I'm the Ubermensch I'm hench, so hench My biceps are immense Alfred Hitchcock, I could teach you About making something tense Oooh, baby, I know you're hungry For my muscular body But oooh, baby, you're gonna need to eat some Snack-a-jacks or something 'Cause I'm busy getting hench So hench I makes no sense My muscular capacity's at 110 percent I'm hench, so hench Look at my booty clench Oui je suis aussi fort (Yes I am also hench in French) Push up with two hands Push up with one hand Push up with no hands Push up with someone else's hands