Mad Racket

[Verse 1] Mother's got a lover half as old as she Father's got a gamblin' house down in Capri Sister Sue's a junkie dope and L.S.D Sells her ass to the Arabs while others get it free [Pre-Chorus] So I'm the black sheep The only hang up I've got Is an old guitar And a cat named Liesalott [Chorus] Mad racket...you've got it Mad racket...you've got it [Verse 2] Women's undergarments are Simon's bag He's a transvestite, he's a fag Auntie Ann is a schizo, crazy as they come She thinks she's a chicken stickin' feathers in her bum [Pre-Chorus] So I'm the black sheep The only hang up I've got Is an old guitar And a cat named Liesalott [Chorus] Mad racket...you've got it Mad racket...you've got it [Guitar Solo] [Outro] Mad racket...you've got it Mad racket...you've got it Mad racket...you've got it Mad racket...you've got it Mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad With an old guitar And a cat named Liesalott