Smelly Nelly

You know crazy nelly She's crossed eyed and dumb She's dirty and she's smelly But she's got a lovely bum Her hair is bloody grotty Her breath stinks like the pest Her skin is dry and spotty But her ass is just the best She's gettin' easy money And welfare from the state Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine Her body's fat and flabby Her rotten teeth just s-s-stink Her clothes are torn and shabby But her lips are nice and pink Her knickers are encrusted With shit and bugs and lice This face is bruised and busted But her ass is paradise She's gettin' easy money And welfare from the state Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine [Guitar Solo] Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine