Mad Racket

[Verse 1]

Mother's got a lover half as old as she

Father's got a gamblin' house down in Capri

Sister Sue's a junkie dope and L.S.D

Sells her ass to the Arabs while others get it free

[Pre-Chorus]

So I'm the black sheep

The only hang up I've got

Is an old guitar

And a cat named Liesalott

[Chorus]

Mad racket...you've got it

Mad racket...you've got it

[Verse 2]

Women's undergarments are Simon's bag

He's a transvestite, he's a fag

Auntie Ann is a schizo, crazy as they come

She thinks she's a chicken stickin' feathers in her bum

[Pre-Chorus]

So I'm the black sheep

The only hang up I've got

Is an old guitar

And a cat named Liesalott

[Chorus]

Mad racket...you've got it

Mad racket...you've got it

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]

Mad racket...you've got it

Mad racket...you've got it

Mad racket...you've got it

Mad racket...you've got it

Mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad

With an old guitar

And a cat named Liesalott