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Krokus – Smelly Nelly (1981) | Track profile | Dork

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Krokus
Hardware
Smelly Nelly

TRACK

Smelly Nelly

Release date: 1981

About This Track

"Smelly Nelly" is a track by Krokus, from the album Hardware, released 1981. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Krokus

Krokus

Lyrics

Smelly Nelly

You know crazy nelly

She's crossed eyed and dumb

She's dirty and she's smelly

But she's got a lovely bum

Her hair is bloody grotty

Her breath stinks like the pest

Her skin is dry and spotty

But her ass is just the best

She's gettin' easy money

And welfare from the state

Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine

Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine

Her body's fat and flabby

Her rotten teeth just s-s-stink

Her clothes are torn and shabby

But her lips are nice and pink

Her knickers are encrusted

With shit and bugs and lice

This face is bruised and busted

But her ass is paradise

She's gettin' easy money

And welfare from the state

Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine

Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine

[Guitar Solo]

Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine

Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine

Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine

Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine

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Track details

From Hardware

1981

Album

Release year

1981

—Smelly Nelly

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Credits

Writer: Chris von Rohr, Fernando von Arb, Tommy Kiefer
Producer: Chris von Rohr, Fernando von Arb
Credited: Chris von Rohr, Fernando von Arb, Tommy Kiefer