Perfect

So for real, here's the deal I'm a typical teen, if you know what I mean Like completely way normal and okay Let me say, here in Beverly, L.A Things are totally the way they should be My days are carefully orchestrated My world is color-coordinated And hey, it's really not complicated In stripes or plaid, life is pretty rad A glossy double-spread in a magazine ad 'Cause everything is perfect Everything's fabu Everything's unfolding how I want it to Everything that happens, happens right on cue And everything is perfect That's my dad, he's not bad Just a teeny bit tense, which completely makes sense He's a major-league lawyer People pay half a K for an hour of his day But he likes to fight his daughter for free His meds all need to be regulated His meals calorically calculated And sure, he gets a bit aggravated But even so, our status is quo My allowance way high, his cholesterol low And everything is perfect Everything is chill (Everything's fabu) Everything gets handled and it always will (Like I want it to) Everything, including this month's Amex bill 'Cause everything is perfect That's my mom, she was the bomb Just look at her, a total Baddie She died when I was two, ain't a freak Liposuction mistake It sucks, I guess, but nonetheless No prob, 'cause we've been holding steady And though I miss her totally It's like she's watching over me And I'm way sure that she'd agree Our lives are perfect as can be It's Dion! Girlfriend! Dude Everything is perfect (Everything's perfect) Everything's the best (Everything's fabu) Everybody's doing (Everything goes her way) Just as I suggest (Like I want it to) Life's a teenage daydream, not some drama fest Yes, everything from A to Z Is awesome-sauce and worry-free A candy-colored symphony And all of it revolves 'round me Everything is perfect