Whatever

What a night, what a joke My best late plans, up in smoke Now I'm stranded soaked, phoneless, broke Whatever Hurt a friend, caused a mess, destroyed my shoes, tore my dress Was it all my fault? No, well, yes Whatever And I'm completely not okay Anyway, tell me why though I Try and try, everything's wrong Do I expect too much? Well fine, whatever I still feel life could be ideal, feel it so strong Why won't the world just go along Tai's been played, I've been burned, a months of work, overturned As for high school boy's, lesson learned Whatever She'll be crushes once she knows, despite the fact Elton blows Which I should have known, I suppose, whatever If I screwed up, well who's to say? I did my part, so why can't they? Anyway, tell me why though I Try and try nothing's gone right Maybe I push too hard, well fine, whatever I don't see why it all can't be sweetness and light I was so close, yet so not quite Has fate turned against me? No one's on my side My hopes have been denied, I'm more than mortified Still, Josh did defend me. That was a surprise He didn't criticise, just saw me with clear eyes Unlike most other guys in this town At least he won't let me down I know how all these scenes should play And yet the actors won't obey Anyway Tell me why though I, try and try stars won't align It would be so way cool, but hey, whatever Wish i knew why they won't just do as I design What could it be? Maybe it's me? Bet Josh would agree, whatever, fine So for real, here's the deal, I will swallow my pride And I'll simply decide to do everything better I'll find Tai a new guy, and no loser's need apply She'll be happy, I don't care what it takes And I'll stand in command with a smile on my face Looking chill, dressed to kill, not a hair out of place And declare, with an air of impeccable grace Clear the way, no delay, Cher is back in the case 'Till everything is perfect, everything's top ten Everything completely smack on track again Everything exactly how I want and then I'll be the girl I'm meant to be All selfless fabulosity, and prove to Josh conclusively He couldn't be more wrong 'bout me 'Cause everything is, everything is Perfect!