I Drink

[Chorus] I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face All my friends tell me I'm a basket case I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face [Verse 1] I got so drunk I don't remember what happened But everybody said I had a real good time [Chorus] I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face All my friends tell me I'm a basket case I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face Ha, ha, ha, ha! [Verse 2] Went to a bar I met a guy, he bought me white Russians I puked outside in the parking lot While he tried to kiss me [Bridge] Seein' blurry Talkin' slurry Feelin' queasy This is sleazy [Chorus] I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face All my friends tell me I'm a basket case I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face [Verse 3] I went for drinks in Hollywood Came to somewhere in Hawthorne Broke up a bush, drove into a tree And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open [Outro] Seein' blurry Talkin' slurry Feelin' queasy This is sleazy