I Drink

[Chorus]

I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me I'm a basket case

I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face

[Verse 1]

I got so drunk

I don't remember what happened

But everybody said

I had a real good time

[Chorus]

I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me I'm a basket case

I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Verse 2]

Went to a bar

I met a guy, he bought me white Russians

I puked outside in the parking lot

While he tried to kiss me

[Bridge]

Seein' blurry

Talkin' slurry

Feelin' queasy

This is sleazy

[Chorus]

I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me I'm a basket case

I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face

[Verse 3]

I went for drinks in Hollywood

Came to somewhere in Hawthorne

Broke up a bush, drove into a tree

And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open

[Outro]

Seein' blurry

Talkin' slurry

Feelin' queasy

This is sleazy