Uncle Bob

[Intro] Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob! [Verse 1] Daddy brought home a real winner, yeah! Wake the guest, drink the tea for his holiday dinner Uncle Bob walked through the door He was built, he was fucking ga-galore [Verse 2] The strength of his body was kind of a shock The first time he put Mike in a headlock He crossed the line, put his feet on the chair How can we find my aunt there? [Interlude] Uncle Bob, you're a drunken fucking slob Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob [Guitar Solo] [Sample: Unknown Man] Is there anybody out there who can fuck my face? Like a big, fat, ugly face? I want you to fuck it Fuck my face [Instrumental Outro]