Uncle Bob

[Intro]

Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob!

[Verse 1]

Daddy brought home a real winner, yeah!

Wake the guest, drink the tea for his holiday dinner

Uncle Bob walked through the door

He was built, he was fucking ga-galore

[Verse 2]

The strength of his body was kind of a shock

The first time he put Mike in a headlock

He crossed the line, put his feet on the chair

How can we find my aunt there?

[Interlude]

Uncle Bob, you're a drunken fucking slob

Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob

[Guitar Solo]

[Sample: Unknown Man]

Is there anybody out there who can fuck my face?

Like a big, fat, ugly face?

I want you to fuck it

Fuck my face

[Instrumental Outro]