Kings And Queens

[Verse 1]

I'm as old as the King of Sweden

I can drink in Connecticut

You're a year older than the Princess Anne

I don't mean it as an unkind cut

I'll never catch King Hailie Selassie

And you'll never catch Princess Grace

No monarchy was bequeathed to we

But I'm a-hopin' that we'll find our place

[Verse 2]

At times I feel like Tutankhamun

Won't you be my Nefertiti tonight?

Hey, stock up on them tana leaves

Because the mummy's got to see the light

Ah, Napoleon had his Josephine

And Pocahontas had her Captain Smith

Hey, Queen Isabella, Ferdinand was her fella

But on Columbus she bestowed her gift

[Verse 3]

I am the king of the hully-gully

And you are the queen of slop

Doin' the hand-jive on the telly

Let's go to the hop, oh baby

I'm as old as the King of Sweden

I can drink in Connecticut (Here we go)

You're a year older than the Princess Anne

I don't mean it as an unkind cut