Brand New Face

I don’t like my teeth so I go to the teeth store Buy myself some new teeth now I like my teeth more But my teeth are in my lips and they’re an eyesore Fleshy little strips I switch em out from the lips store So my lips are juicy, now you see how my lips are moving But they are in a face that could do with some improving So I rip my face off, go to the face shop Buy myself a new face, now I like my face lots And I say hey I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face) Okay? (Okay) I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face) And it looks so beautiful It’s so beautiful It’s so beautiful It’s so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful My brand new face I don’t like my waist, it’s a bit too wide So I take this machete and I cut out the sides Then I take what’s left staple it to my behind Now I’m super thicc with a microscopic waistline Quit asking how I’m feeling I said I’m feeling fine I just wanna look amazing all the fucking time And there’s a miracle solution A perfect illusion of a facial evolution with a gorgeous execution And I say hey I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face) Okay? (Okay) I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face) And it looks so beautiful It’s so beautiful It’s so beautiful It’s so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful I’m so beautiful My brand new face Okay I’ve got a brand new face I’ve got a brand new face I’ve got a brand new face I’ve got a brand new face I’ve got a brand new face I’ve got a Skinny I’m so pretty I’m so handsome I don’t need a snack, bitch I am one I’m a 10 out of 10 on a Samsung I’m walking down the street They say “damn, son” But I don’t even hear them because I’m way too busy Checking out my reflection in the car parked next to me The woman inside stares back And I say hey I’ve got a brand new face (I’ve got a brand new face) I’ve got a brand new face