Perfect Human Specimen

[Verse 1] Hi, nice to meet you I'm the man of your dreams beamed into reality For your leisure, here to feature With my chest, biceps (Oh, yeah), you know the rest I'm a tall drink of water with ice and lemon in it I'm the menu du jour and I am laminated I'm the adonis of fun, it's like you love it (Yeah, yeah) So honestly, why would you ever settle for any less than [Chorus] A perfect human specimen I'm everything, I'm everything I am thе perfect human specimеn I'm everything, I'm everything I am the perfect human specimen I'm everything, I'm everything So settle for any less at your detriment I am the perfect human specimen, oh, yeah [Verse 2] Oh, I'm a hunk (Hunk) Don't believe me? take a look under my trunks (Trunks) At the back, at the side, at the front (Front) And what you think, what you thought, what you thunk (Thunk) 'Cause I've a cock, would make a wife out of a monk But I'm more than a body, you know I'm sensitive (Yeah) I'm not afraid of bein' vulnerable or feminine (Yeah) I never-ever forget when your birthday is I'll watch your favourite film and I will always cry at it Yeah, let's get in touch with our feelings And then I'll touch you while you take a feel of me I'll go down on you non-stop for two or three days Don't care if I cum, this is about you, babe [Interlude] Hey, babe, I've been thinkin' It's been so great gettin' to know you over the last two minutes And if you're ready, I think I'm ready to take this thing to the next level What you say? [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] I am the perfect human specimen I'm everything, I'm everything I am the perfect human specimen I'm everything, I'm everything I am the perfect human specimen I'm everything, I'm everything So settle for any less at your detriment I am the perfect human specimen, oh, yeah