On Trend

[Intro] I'm a big believer in clean air, clean water The whole country should get together and do that And they should do it for themselves [Verse] The ice caps are melting And people are falling into gaps in the ice caps (Total collapse) The ocean is rising So say goodbye to Brighton It's Atlantis now with better nights on (It's frightening) The crops are failing The food is all in shortage We'll require a second mortgage (To survive) [Pre-Chorus] And what a time to stay alive With crisis as the zeitgeist, there's only one way to survive [Chorus] You've got to stay on trend Say it again, say it again Stay on trend Say it again, say it again Stay on trend Say it again, say it again Stay on trend Say it again, say it again [Verse] I go to the gym I practice mindfulness daily Feel so enlightened Go to farmers markets Processed shit is harmful Positive karma Banana pancakes with gluten free flour every morning Up at dawn Do pilates Only drink at parties Visit the Saatchi Give up eggs Give up gluten Give up processed sugars Calibrate my chakras Call me Chakra Khan I'm every woman [Pre-Chorus] And for a second I forget the world is doomed And there's not much we can do But it will be alright as long as you [Chorus] Stay on trend Say it again, say it again Stay on trend Say it again, say it again Stay on trend Say it again, say it again Stay on trend Say it again, say it again [Break] Hi, and welcome to Headspace So no matter what's going on in your life right now No matter how many thoughts are racing around your mind No matter how the body's feeling Just take a moment to sit down And take a big deep breath Breathing in through the nose Lungs expanding As you breath out, sense of letting go [Verse] Ah! I'm fucking terrified My unborn child is going to die While everyone says paper cups, metal straws and glass containers In my mind it's a no brainer I complain about complainers While on a plane to Spain Pumping propane through the atmospheric membrane I can't take it, I can't face it I'm a hypocrite I'm shameless I went pescatarian but broke it on an almost daily basis [Outro] So I am part of the problem It's not that I wanted At least I'm being honest (At least I'm being honest)