Money Folder

[Intro] The villain took on many forms... [Verse 1] Let he who is without sin cast the first stone After you, who's last? It's DOOM, he's the worst known That'll have your boom blown or either thirst bone Rock it to a worse clone, just don't curse the throne Own his own microphone, bring it everywhere he go So he can bring it to you live in stere-ere-o Pan it, can't understand it, ban it The underhanded ranted, planned it and left 'em stranded The best, any who profess will be remanded Yes sir, request permission to be candid? Granted I don't think we can handle a style so rancid He flipped it like Madlib, did a old jazz standard [Verse 2] Don't mind me, I wrote this rhyme lightly Off of two or three Heines, and boy was they fine, G One black, one Spanish, one Chinee' It keeps the woody shiny year-round like a pine tree Don't sign me, I'm about to get a mil' without 'em Crowd him off the shelf, he's the villain, and what about him? So, and he's a jerk and you don't know him Mad how he expand work but won't show 'em Poor guys, what a sight for old, sore four-eyes Now hook me with two apple pies and a small fries All rise, so far odd as a ruple So raw, break it down and make quadruple It's crucial, you could see it in his pupil And this time when he get it he'll waste it on somethin' useful Like getting juiced off a deuce-deuce of Coqui Keep it low key, known to pull a okey-dokey Silly Goose, DOOM is too jokey Damn he could really use a room or a ho key Egads, he got enough styles to start three fads True dat, she bad, I wonder do she come with kneepads What a call, what a real butterball Either I get a strike or strike out, gutterball Rock it like gear for the fall With nice inside pockets, prepare for the brawl Yeah y'all you could say its an earful Beware, do not touch mic, be careful And just like he said, I could'a told ya MF, the holder of a boulder; money folder It ain't funny, nigga Money folder [Outro] The muscle-bound karate expert concealed a razor edge Which could lop the head off of a marble statue once propelled With notorious world takeover schemes and the most magnificent gadgets imaginable Villains rapidly grew healthy cash flow It is explained by a more comedic villain, the bald headed DOOM This villain rose to incredible new heights of money-making, revenge and extortion Such was the magnitude of the typical villain This is no answer! Very well then... A duel to the death