Money Folder

[Intro]

The villain took on many forms...

[Verse 1]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

After you, who's last? It's DOOM, he's the worst known

That'll have your boom blown or either thirst bone

Rock it to a worse clone, just don't curse the throne

Own his own microphone, bring it everywhere he go

So he can bring it to you live in stere-ere-o

Pan it, can't understand it, ban it

The underhanded ranted, planned it and left 'em stranded

The best, any who profess will be remanded

Yes sir, request permission to be candid? Granted

I don't think we can handle a style so rancid

He flipped it like Madlib, did a old jazz standard

[Verse 2]

Don't mind me, I wrote this rhyme lightly

Off of two or three Heines, and boy was they fine, G

One black, one Spanish, one Chinee'

It keeps the woody shiny year-round like a pine tree

Don't sign me, I'm about to get a mil' without 'em

Crowd him off the shelf, he's the villain, and what about him?

So, and he's a jerk and you don't know him

Mad how he expand work but won't show 'em

Poor guys, what a sight for old, sore four-eyes

Now hook me with two apple pies and a small fries

All rise, so far odd as a ruple

So raw, break it down and make quadruple

It's crucial, you could see it in his pupil

And this time when he get it he'll waste it on somethin' useful

Like getting juiced off a deuce-deuce of Coqui

Keep it low key, known to pull a okey-dokey

Silly Goose, DOOM is too jokey

Damn he could really use a room or a ho key

Egads, he got enough styles to start three fads

True dat, she bad, I wonder do she come with kneepads

What a call, what a real butterball

Either I get a strike or strike out, gutterball

Rock it like gear for the fall

With nice inside pockets, prepare for the brawl

Yeah y'all you could say its an earful

Beware, do not touch mic, be careful

And just like he said, I could'a told ya

MF, the holder of a boulder; money folder

It ain't funny, nigga

Money folder

[Outro]

The muscle-bound karate expert concealed a razor edge

Which could lop the head off of a marble statue once propelled

With notorious world takeover schemes and the most magnificent gadgets imaginable

Villains rapidly grew healthy cash flow

It is explained by a more comedic villain, the bald headed DOOM

This villain rose to incredible new heights of money-making, revenge and extortion

Such was the magnitude of the typical villain

This is no answer!

Very well then...

A duel to the death