Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

[Verse 1] It took me five bars Saw thirty license plates I saw her mustang And my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol But I ain't some kinda fool So I walked right in barehanded She was on his arm while he was playing pool Just like I used to do [Chorus 1] She kissed him while I got a beer She didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend [Verse 2] I watched her for a while, but I didn't like her walk Came across kinda cheap to me But hey, how's that my fault? She looked at my man Like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody tell that girl To step up to the plate, I'm gonna pitch Little bitch [Chorus 2] Well, those pretty girls can play their game But they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend Hey [Verse 3] I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face, smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail 'Cause, baby, to a hammer, everything looks like a nail I'm mad as hell [Chorus 3] Those pretty girls, they're all the same But they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend