Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

[Verse 1]

It took me five bars

Saw thirty license plates

I saw her mustang

And my eyes filled up with rage

I brought my pistol

But I ain't some kinda fool

So I walked right in barehanded

She was on his arm while he was playing pool

Just like I used to do

[Chorus 1]

She kissed him while I got a beer

She didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

[Verse 2]

I watched her for a while, but I didn't like her walk

Came across kinda cheap to me

But hey, how's that my fault?

She looked at my man

Like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl

To step up to the plate, I'm gonna pitch

Little bitch

[Chorus 2]

Well, those pretty girls can play their game

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

Hey

[Verse 3]

I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face, smelled whiskey on his breath

Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail

'Cause, baby, to a hammer, everything looks like a nail

I'm mad as hell

[Chorus 3]

Those pretty girls, they're all the same

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend