[Intro: Akio, Drago, Jester]
“Ok, so who did the FBI shoot this time?”
“Oh.. some guy named Jerry.”
“FUCK!”
“What a shame. I heard he needed someone for a brief moment too. Oh well!”
[Verse 1]
Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
We can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—
[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
[Verse 2]
Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—
[Bridge: Jester, Akio]
“It's like a disposable secretary, and it struck me as being funny. The song is written from the point of view of a fellow who just wants a disposable secretary, and he's writing to a bureau to try and get one. I just like the idea. I just thought it was funny, you know, asking for a temporary secretary rather than a secretary.”
“FUCK!”
[Pre-Chorus]
She can be a belly dancer
I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat
But I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon
If she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary
Temporary secretary
I need a—
[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
[Outro: Jester, Akio]
“Yeehaw!”
“FUCK!”
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