FBI 3

[Intro: Akio, Drago, Jester]

“Ok, so who did the FBI shoot this time?”

“Oh.. some guy named Jerry.”

“FUCK!”

“What a shame. I heard he needed someone for a brief moment too. Oh well!”

[Verse 1]

Mister Marks, can you find for me

Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?

She can keep her job if she gets it wrong

Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long

All I need is help for a little while

We can take dictation and learn to smile

And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job

I need a—

[Chorus]

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

[Verse 2]

Mister Marks, I can pay her well

If she comes along and can stay a spell

I will promise now that I'll treat her right

And will rarely keep her 'til late at night

I need a—

[Bridge: Jester, Akio]

“It's like a disposable secretary, and it struck me as being funny. The song is written from the point of view of a fellow who just wants a disposable secretary, and he's writing to a bureau to try and get one. I just like the idea. I just thought it was funny, you know, asking for a temporary secretary rather than a secretary.”

“FUCK!”

[Pre-Chorus]

She can be a belly dancer

I don't need a true romancer

She can be a diplomat

But I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon

If she's doing nothing urgent

What I need's a temporary

Temporary secretary

I need a—

[Chorus]

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

[Outro: Jester, Akio]

“Yeehaw!”

“FUCK!”