Tom & Jerry

[Intro] She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary I need a- [Verse 1] Mister Marks, can you find for me Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee? She can keep her job if she gets it wrong Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long All I need is help for a little while We can take dictation and learn to smile And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job I need a— [Chorus] Temporary secretary Temporary secretary Temporary secretary Temporary secretary [Verse 2] Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back Will you please make sure she stays on the right track? Well, I know how hard it is for young kids these days In the face of everything, to stay on the right track [Bridge] She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary I need a! I need a- [Chorus] Temporary secretary Temporary secretary Temporary secretary Temporary secretary I need a! [Outro] As you can tell, I am not particularly picky Just, please, send one that is passably passable