Tom & Jerry

[Intro]

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer

She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent

What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

I need a-

[Verse 1]

Mister Marks, can you find for me

Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?

She can keep her job if she gets it wrong

Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long

All I need is help for a little while

We can take dictation and learn to smile

And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job

I need a—

[Chorus]

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

[Verse 2]

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back

Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?

Well, I know how hard it is for young kids these days

In the face of everything, to stay on the right track

[Bridge]

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer

She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent

What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

I need a!

I need a-

[Chorus]

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

Temporary secretary

I need a!

[Outro]

As you can tell, I am not particularly picky

Just, please, send one that is passably passable