Never Do That

Let me stay one more day It would mean so much to me I won't make a sound I'll just hang around I'll sit where the last one sat But oh no, I'd never do that Take my mouth as far as you can see It stretches farther than I care to think Put me out of my misery If I could keep it shut, I wouldn't be in this rut With less chance than a laboratory rat Oh no, I'd never do that You're a master of illusion You say you do, but you don't You think I will, I know I won't When I see you sitting there It sends a shock right through me I never thought an ordinary chair Could have such poetry I don't deserve your time I haven't got the tact I live above my means, in fact Oh no, I'd never do that I'd never do that I'd never do that I'd never do that