Never Do That

Let me stay one more day

It would mean so much to me

I won't make a sound

I'll just hang around

I'll sit where the last one sat

But oh no, I'd never do that

Take my mouth as far as you can see

It stretches farther than I care to think

Put me out of my misery

If I could keep it shut, I wouldn't be in this rut

With less chance than a laboratory rat

Oh no, I'd never do that

You're a master of illusion

You say you do, but you don't

You think I will, I know I won't

When I see you sitting there

It sends a shock right through me

I never thought an ordinary chair

Could have such poetry

I don't deserve your time

I haven't got the tact

I live above my means, in fact

Oh no, I'd never do that

I'd never do that

I'd never do that

I'd never do that