MEATY FUN

[Verse 1: ethan is online] Nine and eleven wasn't an inside job, it happened outside I wasn't good at sports, I didn't get a free ride Does it make you sad when your spouse lies? Order a McDouble and a big fries Zachary Galifianakis, more like Zachary Galifi-stank-is I don't eat white fish, I don't like parties See that star, make a wish I wish I was at Arby's, I am hard to please My dog, he doesn't have any fleas I'm missing the forest, I'm missing the trees Missing the car and I'm missing my keys [Verse 2: Dev Lemons] Meaty fun You will never feed me, chum Add a little PC drum Take it with a greasy thumb, yeah You're a little meaty dumb Will somebody feed me rum, feed me rum? And Coke? Of Cola? [Verse 3: nickisnotgreen] Why do people say the best superpower is speed? I would ask for three more wishes, I'm on a roll, it's not the greed Second thing that's on my wishlist, I ask for infinite wishes Don't forget and I part a banana two ways when I split it, mistake Me for several other of your boys Meaning several drinkers of the soy, if you yell, then I'm annoyed If I'm anointed then I'm Christina Aguilera I itch, please scratch my hair, uh That's on QUEEF [Interlude: nickisnotgreen] Bagel spread, mayo head, I'm unearthing all new kinds of bread Am I dead? No, reset Bagel spread, mayo head, I'm unearthing all new kinds of bread Am I dead? No, reset [Bridge: Dev Lemons] Take you on a date, to the lake Take you on a date, when it's late Take you on a date, at the lake Feed you to the prey, Bobby Flay [Verse 4: Dev Lemons] Bobby Flay, and his daughter Sophie If I were him, I would bestow upon her a trophy Unless she crashes the family car I wish I owned a golfing cart I don't know which way my hair's to part I will never be good at throwing darts I don't like them, I think it's hard I went to grade school with Lindsay Smart I didn't go to school with Jacob Sharpe [Verse 5: Dev Lemons & ethan is online] Yeah, Bobby Flay, I did not-not know he had a daughter Uh, Bobby Flay, I do not know where to find his father, uh Scooby-Doo eats a big 'wich I got all D's in my class of English I feel like I got just pink slipped Queef beat, it burns like a bong rip I hope my favorite song hits Lettuce, bread, mustard and cheese Scooby-Doo sandwich like money to me I pick you up and drive in my Kia I am so thirsty, take a sip of my tea, ah [Verse 6: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons] Take a sip of my beer, I get so scared when I look in the mirror Boo-hoo, I cry, I piss, no lie Three coupons to iFly, it's the same as sky-diving Take a pic' of my heinie Why don't I say it in layman's terms? Uh If it were the 80s I would get a perm, yeahUh, if I had a pimple I would see the derm, it— [Outro: nickisnotgreen] I will wear the color black so I am sneaky Give you space so that I don't come off as creepy Wear a long hat, hold a candle 'cause I'm sleepy Another word for small is eenie-weenie I will wear the color black so I am sneaky Give you space so that I don't come off as creepy Wear a long hat, hold a candle 'cause I'm sleepy Another word for small is eenie-weenie