QUEEF STEW

[Intro] You are now listening to— You are now listening to— You are now listening to— QUEEF JERKY [Verse 1: Dev Lemons] Yeah, copy-paste it Yeah, belly button, can I taste it? In my ball— ball— ball, samic (Yeah, yeah) Dip my balls in your vomit Only watch home-grown Simpsons stuff when I— Only watch HGTV when I got no one to hold Dan, you can't hurt me Dan, you can't look at me I take your mom to the lake I take your mom to the lake And then I take off her arms and legs at the lake (Yeah, lake) Then I dump them in the ground (Yeah, lake) And then she doesn't make a sound [Verse 2: nickisnotgreen] Ayy, ten feet deep in addition to the ground, yeah (Yeah!) I made her snug, I ain't even heard a sound, yeah (Yeah!) Andy pitchin' quick when he hits the mound (Yeah!) It's so loud, it's profound, always sneakin' in the crowd, shit! [Verse 3: andy king, nickisnotgreen & Both] Have you ever seen a cat hunt a mouse? And he's gettin' really happy as he runs around the house I could play the same game in your bed with your spouse 'Cause when I'm rockin' QUEEF JERKY I get perky and I pounce Yeah, I'ma chop your balls and I'll nail 'em to the wall, centerpiece Now you're cryin', I can hear you down the hall on your knees Yeah, I'ma chop your balls and I'll nail 'em to the wall, centerpiece Now you're cryin', I can hear you down the hall on your knees (Ha!) [Verse 4: nickisnotgreen] Nicky and D come to the scene when I'm shittin' on the beat (Ha!) Beatin' the meat, spittin' the seed, when I tell you I'm a freak Would you say that if I kissed you on the face, man? Would you say that if I bought you some new Ray-Bans? They voted me most generous in the city I wish I saw Ellen DeGeneres, so pretty I wish the GAP finally sold pants that would fit me I say, "goo-goo ga-ga", baby girl, why don't you sit me? [Verse 5: hivemind riley, DIGNAN, Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen] Dev just pulled up with the chicken noodle popsicle (Yeah) Whole lot in my cup, yeah, this smoothie is tropical I took the Wock to Narnia, now I'm smokin' chronicle (Let's go, Riley!) They root for me like follicle Imagine Dragons, J.R.R. Tolkien, Imagine Baggins (He did) Got a huge ass, yeah, I'm draggin' wagon (Big ass) I just bought the cave that Bin Laden sat in (Goddamn!) Lord of the Rings, I'm a hoarder of things (Yeah) I'm gettin' kinda hungry, I might order some wings I just saw your mom and I told her some things (Yeah) Next time I saw her, I sold her some things God damn it, told you Diggy only plays in prime time R.I.P. Regis, yeah, I think I need a lifeline Can't respect the law 'cause you know I think that crime's fine Justin Long, will you please be a guest on HIVEMIND? [Bridge: sauvignon] Uh, yeah, gotta blow a load Grab a tissue from the box, yeah, I might explode Hot, hot, hot, hot, honor roll Who shit the bed? I don't know Uh, yeah, gotta blow a load Grab a tissue from the box, yeah, I might explode Hot, hot, hot, hot, honor roll Who shit the bed? I don't know [Verse 6: sauvignon] Yeah, I shit the bed, but I was just playin' though (Facts) It's just a joke, why you actin' like it's so gross? (Ew) You probably sittin' on the toilet on your fuckin' phone (Ha-ha-ha-ha) I innovate, I poop while drivin' on the fuckin' road (That's true) I'll make it stanky, make it hot like a pizza roll (Nasty) And when it comes to my shit, I'm the general (Salute) And your mom, she says she like it, I can't stop it, bro She a freak for this shit, ain't no pun intended (Ayo, w-was that too far?) Yeah, it's nasty But I bet you'd rather that than have her call me daddy (Daddy) This your mom we talkin' about, perhaps her name is Nancy or Francine And maybe she likes dancin' At night, when the sun down, I'ma score a touchdown She gon' call me over like a waiter when the table needs a bust down Now I gotta slow down I really like your mom, but she queefs when I come 'round It's a real condition, you can WebMD it They got a lot of photos if you wanna see it (For real?) And if you take a picture, doctors will ID it (For real?) Queef confirmed, tables turned Lessons learned, I guarantee it (Oh!) [Verse 7: nickisnotgreen & sauvignon] Yo, I got problems too Bingin' TiVO with the women who I'm talkin' to I got handouts for men who got a Glock or two You got the print on your pants just like a cock, I knew You got a fade just like a motherfuckin' cockatoo (Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Bitch! (QUEEF confirmed!) [Verse 8: Gabi Belle] The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round (Skrrt) Gravy's mom in my sheets goin' round for round Patty cake, Patty's cake, clappin' around When her husband's not home she gets dicked down (Waah!) That's the sound of Mario (Urgh) Chris Pratt is Mario Nick smacked Andy's back, give a dog a bone (Waah!) Stuff you wouldn't expect (No, I wouldn't) Dream's face reveal on Nintendo Direct Wait, gotta check Drake Bell not invited to wedding of Josh Peck [Verse 9: TRDNG] QUEEF's back in it, I'm the motherfuckin' side piece Shittin' and pissin' and cummin', don't fuckin' remind me Eat some shit for breakfast, yeah, she know she got that ass ate Waitin' for Nick at Nite, bitch, I stay up late Got a bad bitch triangle boobies, she look like Lara Croft Ghosts, ghouls and goblins are some things that I'm scared of Nick's got the queefs and Andy's got the cheddar If you say you'll do it better you get hit with a Beretta, man Mask off, coughin' on a bitch like I'm Dream Go eat shots out her ass, he in me Piss is stored in the balls, not the peen Goin' to Chipotle and you'd better hold the beans [Verse 10: nickisnotgreen & Joe Biden] Yar! Would you even fuck with a lisp? (Ba-ba-ba-bow) Would you even fuck on a witch? (A-ha-ha-ha) Can you say you'll kill Joe Biden? (Soda!) Oughta put your name on the list (Nah) Oughta slap a freak with some freckles (Freckles) Bitch, I'm playin' chess, you are checkers Everyday you think about my pecker (Gah) I could punch a kid for a week, uh I would punch my kid for a steed (Huh!) Got a horse with a mane, I'm a freak (Huh!) I sell out for the fame, I'm a freak (Huh!) Throwin' pizza crust out, I'm a freak (Uh!) I would punch my kid for a steed (Huh!) Got a horse with a mane, I'm a freak (Huh!) I sell out for the fame, I'm a freak (Huh!) Throwin' pizza crust out, I'm a freak (Uh!) [Interlude: ZAQQ] Yo! So this ProdbyZAQQ, bro This song goes out to any of the motherfucker out there Who's ever been up in the sheets with his girl And she don't queef all up on your beef Call that a... QUEEF JERKY [Verse 11: ZAQQ] I remember havin' beef with my shawty (Yeah) But she don't jerk me, she passed me herpes I wish my girl would not queef all upon me So now I'ma have to call that QUEEF JERKY Yeah, I think I don't drop my beat for the table Six months later, look what the fuck is lurkin' Jesus Christ, what the— what the fuck is that? That's my QUEEF JERKY, bruh, don't— lea— don't wanna do that Everytime I go to fuck my bitch She gotta lunch with it Matter of fact, Ice Spice that queef on me I tried, but she done queefed up in my coffee But fuck it, bitch, I'ma still take a sip (What the fuck?) You know I can't spit fast, I'm spittin' this shit slow Chillin' out here with Nick, if you cringe, then you smoke Got that Glock on my hip, ain't no need to reload When I pull out my QUEEF JERKY say that I— oh, no [Outro: hivemind riley] Lord of the Rings, I'm a hoarder of things I'm gettin' kinda hungry, I might order some wings I just saw your mom and I told her some things Next time I saw her, I sold her some things Lord of the Rings, I'm a hoarder of things I'm gettin' kinda hungry, I might order some wings I just saw your mom and I told her some things Next time I saw her, I sold her some things