If You Can't Beat Them

[Verse 1]

Keep your chin up when you're feeling lonely

Don't let 'em get you down

Ain't no use in your sitting all alone, hanging around

For someone to call, ooh, they won't come knocking at all

Don't run and hide even if it hurts you inside

So I said, "Give as good as you get, yeah!"

[Chorus]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

You'd better do it, 'cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

You're never gonna help yourself

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah

Come on, go

Get up!

Hey-hey!

It sure feels good

[Verse 2]

Keep your big hands off of my money

Don't try and pull me down

You're taking me out to wine and dine me

Trying to wind me 'round and around

And bind me to your legal contract (Ha ha!)

Rumour has it that you can play it dirty

I'll tell you what I'll do about that, that yeah!

I'll play you at your own game, yes!

[Chorus]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

You'd better do it 'cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

You're never gonna help yourself

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah

That's good

Play it again!

[Chorus]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Oh, you'd better do it 'cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

It's everyone for themselves!

Move on out!

[Outro]

Hey!

(Hey!)

Oh, I like it!

I’m Rock 'n' Roll ready! Yeah

Woo-hoo!