Gitarzan

He's free as the breeze He's always at ease He lives in the jungle And hangs by his knees As he swings through trees Without a trapeeze In his BVD's A-hoo hoo! He's got a union card And he's practicin' hard To play the gitar Gon' be a big star Yeah he's gonna go far An' carry moonbeams home in a jar! He ordered Chet's guitar course COD Makes A&E an' he's workin' on B Digs C&W an' R&B An' an' me an' a chimpanzee agree That one day soon he'll be A celebrity Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! AWWWWWWWWW! Gitarzan! He's a gitar man! He's all you can stand Give him a hand Gitarzan! (Tarzan yell) (Coughing) He's gotta girl named Jane With no last name Kinda homely and plain But he loves her just the same 'Cause she kindles a flame And it drives him insane When he hears her sing She really does her thing It's here claim to fame Come on, sing one Jane: Baby, baby, Whaooooo Baby! (Scatting) Whaooooo Baby! How 'bout that Lets here it for Jane! Thank ya' folks Well, they gotta pet monkey He likes to get drunky And sing boogie woogie And it sounds real funky Come on, yo' time, boy Sing one monkey Here we go (Monkey grunts) Lets here it for the monkey! Whooooo! (He He He He) On Saturday night they need some excitement Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight And their voices unite, in the pale moon light And it sounds alright, yeah, it's dynamite It's outta sight Let's hear it, right now! (Gitarzan, Jane, and monkey all together) Jane: Shut up baby, I'm tryin' to sing! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Awwwwwww! Gitarzan! And his jungle band! They're all you can stand Give 'em a hand, Gitarzan! (repeats once while fading)