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RAY STEVENS

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Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Mississippi Squirrel Revival

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Gitarzan

Gitarzan

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The Streak

The Streak

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I'm My Own Grandpa

I'm My Own Grandpa

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Everything Is Beautiful

Everything Is Beautiful

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Mr. Businessman

Mr. Businessman

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Ahab, the Arab

Ahab, the Arab

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The Haircut Song

The Haircut Song

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The Pirate Song

The Pirate Song

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The Bricklayer’s Song

The Bricklayer’s Song

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It's Me Again Margaret

It's Me Again Margaret

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Sittin' Up with the Dead

Sittin' Up with the Dead

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Bridget the Midget (Queen of the Blues)

Bridget the Midget (Queen of the Blues)

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Shriner's Convention

Shriner's Convention

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Bad Little Boy

Bad Little Boy

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Along Came Jones

Along Came Jones

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Erik the Awful

Erik the Awful

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Redneck Christmas

Redneck Christmas

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I Need Your Help Barry Manilow

I Need Your Help Barry Manilow

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Misty

Misty

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Little Egypt

Little Egypt

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Mr. Custer

Mr. Custer

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The Quarantine Song

The Quarantine Song

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Would Jesus Wear a Rolex

Would Jesus Wear a Rolex

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Gitarzan

Gitarzan

8 lyrics

1GitarzanLyrics
2Along Came JonesLyrics
3Little EgyptLyrics
4Mr. CusterLyrics
5Alley OopLyrics
6Yakety YakLyrics
7Sir Thanks-A-LotLyrics
8Harry the Hairy ApeLyrics

Crackin’ Up!

Crackin’ Up!

10 lyrics

1Would Jesus Wear a RolexLyrics
2Three-Legged ManLyrics
3Gourmet RestaurantLyrics
4Sex SymbolsLyrics
5

Even Stevens

Even Stevens

6 lyrics

1Mr. BusinessmanLyrics
2UnwindLyrics
3Isn't It Lonely TogetherLyrics
4The Great EscapeLyrics
5Say Cheese

I Have Returned

I Have Returned

7 lyrics

1The Haircut SongLyrics
2The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)Lyrics
3The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone (The End?)Lyrics
4The Pirate Song (I Want to Sing and Dance)Lyrics

#1 with a Bullet

#1 with a Bullet

10 lyrics

1The Pirate SongLyrics
2Juanita and the KidsLyrics
3Power ToolsLyrics
4Working for the JapaneseLyrics
5

Classic Ray Stevens

Classic Ray Stevens

2 lyrics

1The Bricklayer’s SongLyrics
2Little LeagueLyrics

Lend Me Your Ears

Lend Me Your Ears

5 lyrics

1Sittin' Up with the DeadLyrics
2Help Me Make It Through the NightLyrics
3BarbequeLyrics
4Jack Daniels, You Lied to Me AgainLyrics

Boogity Boogity

Boogity Boogity

6 lyrics

1Bridget the Midget (Queen of the Blues)Lyrics
2The Moonlight SpecialLyrics
3Heart TransplantLyrics
4Don't Boogie WoogieLyrics
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Shriner’s Convention

Shriner’s Convention

4 lyrics

1Shriner's ConventionLyrics
2The Dooright FamilyLyrics
3Put It in Your EarLyrics
4The Watch SongLyrics

Ray Stevens Christmas: Through a Different Window

Ray Stevens Christmas: Through a Different Window

9 lyrics

1Bad Little BoyLyrics
2Redneck ChristmasLyrics
3Nightmare Before ChristmasLyrics
4Greatest Little Christmas Ever WuzLyrics

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Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy On Me)

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6The Ballad of Cactus Pete and LeftyLyrics

7The Day That Clancy DrownedLyrics

8Cool Down WillardLyrics

9The Flies of Texas Are Upon YouLyrics

10I'm My Own GrandpaLyrics

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6Funny ManLyrics

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Vacation Bible School

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6Hugo the Human CannonballLyrics

7Armchair QuarterbackLyrics

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

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6A Little Blue-Haired LadyLyrics

7You Gotta Have a HatLyrics

8Back in the Doghouse AgainLyrics

9Tabloid NewsLyrics

10The Sheik of R&BLyrics

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Used Cars

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Bagpipes - That's My Bag

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6Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five-Piece Band)Lyrics

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The Annual Office Christmas Party

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6I Won't Be Home for ChristmasLyrics

7Guilt for ChristmasLyrics

8Xerox Xmas LetterLyrics

9Home for the HolidaysLyrics

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