Gitarzan

He's free as the breeze

He's always at ease

He lives in the jungle

And hangs by his knees

As he swings through trees

Without a trapeeze

In his BVD's

A-hoo hoo!

He's got a union card

And he's practicin' hard

To play the gitar

Gon' be a big star

Yeah he's gonna go far

An' carry moonbeams home in a jar!

He ordered Chet's guitar course COD

Makes A&E an' he's workin' on B

Digs C&W an' R&B

An' an' me an' a chimpanzee agree

That one day soon he'll be

A celebrity

Get it!

Get it!

Get it!

Get it!

AWWWWWWWWW!

Gitarzan!

He's a gitar man!

He's all you can stand

Give him a hand

Gitarzan!

(Tarzan yell)

(Coughing)

He's gotta girl named Jane

With no last name

Kinda homely and plain

But he loves her just the same

'Cause she kindles a flame

And it drives him insane

When he hears her sing

She really does her thing

It's here claim to fame

Come on, sing one Jane:

Baby, baby, Whaooooo Baby!

(Scatting)

Whaooooo Baby!

How 'bout that

Lets here it for Jane!

Thank ya' folks

Well, they gotta pet monkey

He likes to get drunky

And sing boogie woogie

And it sounds real funky

Come on, yo' time, boy

Sing one monkey

Here we go

(Monkey grunts)

Lets here it for the monkey!

Whooooo!

(He He He He)

On Saturday night they need some excitement

Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight

And their voices unite, in the pale moon light

And it sounds alright, yeah, it's dynamite

It's outta sight

Let's hear it, right now!

(Gitarzan, Jane, and monkey all together)

Jane:

Shut up baby, I'm tryin' to sing!

Get it!

Get it!

Get it!

Get it!

Awwwwwww!

Gitarzan!

And his jungle band!

They're all you can stand

Give 'em a hand, Gitarzan!

(repeats once while fading)