Walkin' the Dog

Seems we've forgotten the love we once vowed Lately, discussions have gotten quite loud Time to admit we live under a cloud Where two is company and three is a crowd We're living here, you see, just the dog, you and me I get along with everyone but you All we do is scream and shout, can't remember what about Why we stay together, I don't have a clue I've had all that I can bear, I just gotta get some air And Rover says he'd like a breather too So I'll be walkin' the dog (Walkin' the dog) In case anyone wants to know (In case anyone wants to know) He digs my monologue (My monologue) He likes the places we go (Likes the places we go) Through rain, sleet, snow or fog I'll be walkin' the dog (Walkin' the dog) When we reach driveway's end, I'll defer to man's best friend Who's in deep consultation with his nose Rover's really quite a scout and when he picks out a route Ain't no changin' course, that's where we go And out here on the street, you never know who you might meet There's a lot of other folks with pooches too And you never can tell, I might fall under a spell And meet someone to take the place of you So I'll be walkin' the pup (Walkin' the pup) Loggin' mile after mile (Mile after mile after mile) Take my advice, don't wait up (Don't wait up) We could be gone for a while (Gone for a while) Yeah, Rover's leadin' the way No need to join Triple A Through rain, sleet, snow or fog I'll be walkin' the dog (Walkin' the dog) Alright, you ready, Rover? Yeah, I locked up your doghouse Heh, let's mosey Oh, there's a nice little place over there Yeah, you're gonna leave 'em a little present on the lawn, are you? Well, be sure and leave it close to the mailbox That way, they'll know you were here, heh-heh Oh, and there's a nice f‌ire hydrant over there too, yeah