[Skit]
[Child]
Mommy, here come the roller coaster!
[Mother]
Stand back, baby
[Adam F - Announcer]
Step inside, step inside, you beautiful people!
And be careful, as the doors are now closin' behind you
And for your safety, boys and girls
The bars will automatically lock down
For your protection
Welcome, to the Roller Coaster Malpractice!
Where only seven of you lovely people will be allowed on
And only four of you bloody cunts will be gettin' off!
[Redman]
Wait a minute
You mean, if seven of us get on this motherfucker
Only four of us gon' make it?
[Adam F]
That's correct sir
So shut your fuckin' 'oles!
And 'old on tight
And keep your arms inside the bloody cars
And get ready, as we prepare to take you
Into the darkest caves of hell
The most lethal whiplash turns
The highest falls in the world
And the twisted tunnel of death!
And when the buzzer sounds, the fun will begin
So, be prepared
Be scared!
As there's no escaping
The Roller Coaster Malpractice!
(Buzzer)
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
