Couldn’t Do It (Happy Shopper Mix)

[Spoken Intro] Hey, I know what! I know this one really well This would be different than anything we've ever done before on stage [Verse 1] I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts Stand on my head, juggle three alley cats Take out King Kong, still feel strong, baby Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken Bat feet, frog's tongue, not take a lickin' Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster I'd get a charge, still feel the mosta Take out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man Save a dying princess from the Toxic Avenger's plan Head on with Godzilla, not flinch a muscle Out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff Say no to the gogo but then toke on a fat splif Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead Back from the grave, a walk with the undead [Chorus] I couldn't do it Could you do it? No, I couldn't do it Could you do it? [Verse 2] I could nurture a flower, grow into a triffid Spit lethal poison, leave your body feelin' rigid Talked to Satan, I talked to God I'll be standing in the flesh with my hand on my big... [Chorus] I couldn't do it Could you do it? I couldn't do it Could you do it? I couldn't do it Could you do it? [Instrumental Solo] [Verse 1] If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts Stand on my head, juggle three alley cats Take out King Kong, still feel strong, baby Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken Bat feet, frog's tongue, not take a lickin' Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster I'd get a charge, still feel the mosta Take out the mummy and werewolf and then the dog man Save a dying princess from the Toxic Avenger's plan Head on with Godzilla, not flinch a muscle Out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff Say no to the gogo but then toke on a fat splif Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead Back from the grave, take a walk with the undead [Chorus] I couldn't do it Could you do it? I couldn't do it Could you do it?