meet the devs

[Verse 1]

Dear Markus

I'm sorry, but you caused me exhaustion, let me be honest

It takes a man to be a dev and you are not responsive

I look at you and wish Mojang had a different designer

I’m sorry, but you have to forever be in their shadow

Life is hard, I know

The challenges always gon' beat us home

Sometimes developers make ten mistakes a day before we're told

And it’s a good game, they needed good leadership

Let me be your mentor, since you clearly don't notice shit

Never let a glitch grow in the code, Notch

Either it dies right there, or you get burnt down the line, Notch

Never become a dickhead, Notch, it's a bad decision

Please remember, you can make it good if you remove the glitches

Never code switch, notice right from wrong, you a bad dev

We all know that it benefits your goals

Think about it, take criticism

Don't you cut them corners like we know you did

Fuck everything you did

Don't pay to buy a mansion in the Hills, patch the glitch out this shit

Understand, don't make mistakes then hide behind a wall

Don't be ashamed, admit your faults

Admit you made a bomb, don't make a glitch to hide the glitch

Then show the glitch to all

Yeah, 2.5 billion, your portion size is large

Be proud of who you are, that strength come from within

Lot of game devs, that’s real

But, we know you ain’t one of them

Yeah, you ain't nothing like them

But you carry yourself as "King"

Can’t understand me right now, just skip to 5:18

[Verse 2]

Dear Microsoft

We know y'all got some habits, I'll help you to underline

Especially with all these Creepers ruining our mining

You the publisher, these issues could never go under-minded

It's the emotion that we feel

It’s too strong to just be discounted

Dear Mojang, you gave birth to a griefing incinerator

Even getting you to speak on the issues a huge favor

I think you should remove all Creepers

Like all Creepers, take out all Creepers

I'm blaming you for all his bombing addictions

Psychopath intuition, the mob that likes to play victim

You made a horrible fucking creature, the nerve of you, Mojang

Soft, you better sit down, what I'm about to say is so painful

Ahem, this thing's a sick freak

It's a glitched mob, I think all of his kind should die

Him and his friends should get burned down for the rest they meaningless lives

He hates villages, always tryna bomb 'em, always reeks of blasting powder

Wanna beef with me, he doesn't understand being a pig just fits him better

He got many errors in his little code, that, for some reason, you keep allowing

Yeah, villagers shouldn't be compromised, but he's making explosions around 'em

And we gotta build our bases knowing there's predators like him lurking

Fuck a rap battle, he should die so that we can finally play with a purpose

I've been with this game for twelve years, let me tell y'all one lil secret

It's some cringe shit going on, and Mojang always the one to police it

Tryna bait and switch us with the Cave & Cliffs versions, thinking we'll let it slide past us

Then we leak the codes to the public, but they still wanna push their agenda

To any person who be playing this game; just know that you're playing yourself, sir

And you better start selling your console

They the weirdos, not the good ones

Tech told me "Injustice repays", so I'mma get mine

And Microsoft 'bout to be raided too, it's only a matter of time

Hey, DanT, keep your bases away

Hey, Felix, keep your bases away

To anybody who embody their love for the craft?

Keep their bases away

He creeping at you too if you building by him

Keep the bases away

I'm looking to shoot through any Creeper that lives

Keep the bases safe

[Verse 3]

Dear Enderman

I'm sorry he turned on you, you deserve a better friend

He don't commit to much except for griefing, that's for sure

He's a psychopath, a terrorist living inside our walls

Try destroying mansions rather than building his fucking own

He should be teaching you mob tech or slaying humans with you

Or there with you in The End guarding the dragon, always with you

Instead, he's in our homes blowing us up and bombing us

Examples that you don't deserve

I wanna tell you that you're loved, you're brave, you're kind

You got the chance to save our world and you can change the Creepers mind

'Cause Enderman are a fan-favorite

But he thinks that he's the greatest

Love for him is just delusion, but that's the life he's used to

Mojang probably don't wanna claim him neither

History do repeats itself, for Brine, they ain't need a reason

But, I would like to say, it's not your fault that he's breaking all of us down

Give you grace, 'cause, honestly, I think me and you could be pals

So just maybe our base could stand tall later

Giving us confidence to build awesome mansions or something I hope later

I never wanna see you bite for no reason, it's bad behavior

Sitting in the rain, plotting explosions for validation

Know we love you for eternity, despite all pain

I'll tell you who the Creeper is, just play this song when it rains

Yeah, he's a base-breaker, fun hater, super-bomb, right

And a fucking glitched bitch that should never see more life

Meet the devs

[Verse 4]

Dear Creeper

I know you're probably thinking that I just came here to beat you

But, truthfully, I'd rather never again have to see you

Ain't supposed to be a flawed line or code within this game

But you fucked up the moment you mentioned Alex's name

Why'd you have to stoop so low to discredit these decent creatures?

Guess integrity is lost when their love just never reached you

And I'd like to understand, 'cause the flaws was all in your code

Big creeper, but you showing up as a pig, nothing more

You got griefing problems, killing problems

Fake mobbing and bombing problems

Hate our bases, hate our houses

Destroying the village problems

Updates are a lovely start, but I suggest a full removal

Strip the Creeper from the model

I tried to empathize with you

'Cause I know that you ain't been through nothing

Crave entitlement, but wanna be like so bad that it's puzzling

No dominance, let's recap moments you didn't fit in

No secret talks with Endermen, no zombies or skeletons

Just disrespecting the players, identity's on the fence

Don't know which species would suit you

The model you're living in is compromised by personas

Can't channel your mobbing act even when standing next to a zombie

You a home breaker

You gon' try and blow my home up, ain't ya?

Wanna bomb my base, huh?

That ain't right, that ain't how Mojang made you

Take that mask off, I wanna see who fucked up my achievements

Why believe you?

You never gave us nothing to believe in

'Cause you lied about me hating mobs, you lied about the murdering

You lied about your future and your past tense, all this perjury

You lied about the code-writers, you lied about developers

They all pussy, you lied on 'em

I know they all want you winning

You lied about the Enderman, you lied to Zombie, huh?

You lied about the other mobs that's preying, hoping you don't bomb

You lied 'bout Beast Boy being out because we wanted you instead

Fuck a rap battle, this a long life battle with the devs