Hit the Frog

I’ve got the yips, Tickle Me Elmo

Cack-handed down to the elbow

Hopefully this can be the start

Of a much broader discussion

Into the pit, filling the barrow

Silt shifting, picking up tempo

Hopefully this can be the start

Of a much broader shouldered man

Hit the frog, by the grace of God

Go on, the frog, go on

Go on and hit the frog

The slog, you’ve got the nod

You’ve got a light but it’s blinking

I glowed up on LinkedIn

Just let it sink in

Hit the frog, by the grace of God

I've got the drips, where did the towel go?

New habits dropping in Glasgow

Hopеfully this will be the last

Of a much colder walk on land

Hit thе frog, by the grace of God

Go on, the frog, go on

Go on and hit the frog

The slog, you’ve got the nod

You’ve got a light but it’s blinking