Oscar the Incel

Hey man, can I get two bucks I live in the trash, you down I'll get Snuffleupagus (To blow you, baby) Welcome to the street Where Muppet bitches got they hand out Rosita only feed her taco Til her money ran out Zoe gave a blowie To a man with a Millennio Don't bother with a monster 'Cause the way my life panned out Julia got an only fans, when she turned 18 Can't get up in her snatch I ain't got no green Fuck these dolls Ain't no girl for me I thought of going gay, like Bert and Ernie (oh, baby) Never met a thot that was evеn worth a diddle Never had a friеnd, they would sell me for a tittle Girls don't wanna fuck me 'less I'm drivin' me a little Lex, Durango, or a Grand Trizzle And all I got is Sprocket With no spot to park it (oh no) I'm just a green, small, drop of jock itch It's cool, I don't even want a bitch Never hang with Elmo, no Never smoke crack with Grover I just wanna chill alone in my trash bin (in the trash, in the trash) Never gonna eff no hoes Never have a crew, fuck noes Everyone out there is Gross! Man, I'm grouchy (so yucky, so yucky, so yucky) No bitch, for me "Get away from me, you stupid girls!" No friends, for me "Go away, faggots!" (Ooh) Yeah just so you get your facts right Women gaslight Telly lost his cash right? Kermit tried it with Ms. Piggy She a fat swine Drained his ass and left With his last dime (clean your room, bucko) Big bird thought he'll try His shot with the ladies Prairie Dawn fucked him 'Cause he pay for her Mercedes That's the kind of shit we ain't teaching to these babies Let me educate you suckas before it's too late A is for all you bitches Want my green, and my riches Status chasing, ratchet witches Count should make you make sandwiches Never hang with Elmo, no Never smoke crack with Grover I just wanna chill alone in my trash bin (in the trash, in the trash) Never gonna eff no hoes Never have a crew, fuck noes Everyone out there is Gross! Man, I'm grouchy (so yucky, so yucky, so yucky) Hey man, can I get two bucks? I live in the trash, you down? I'll get Snuffleupagus To blow you Never gettin' laid in life (nope) I'll be always gay and die (yep) And be violated by Some Kurd dude (Nine o'leven)