I'm gonna rap 'til I can't no more
Thank you, candidate Biden
My name is Bernie
Mr Trump, please release your final closing statement immediately
They say, "Oh my God, did you see this Trump guy" (who is this guy?)
The Mexicans were sent away, there's no more crime (terrific)
I gave the black guys their own holidays and jobs (good job)
Employment ain't this good since 1865
Who can bring you things you need like curly fries
And all the Nikes I manufactured here in Hawaii? (Right here)
I gave your kids tax breaks for a brand new bike (here you go, faggot)
Now let me stay the pres' 'til 2025
So I say
Can Donny, can Donny, can I get your vote?
I gave you streets for your car instead of all them Chinese roads
I gave you soup and a few gummy worms and a drank
But now them brown men and women wanna come here all again
They say, "Oh my God, who is this Donny guy" (who is this guy?)
He always wins and everyone knows that he's right (he's always right)
He don't let them monkeys climb the border to this side (uh-huh)
He's not racist but someone has to stay in charge
This dude's dong can't be just the average normal size
It must be quite bigger than a average normal guy (believe me)
Them Asians, they should stick to cooking rice (they're good at it)
Kim Jong is now with me against the Mexican jihad
So I say
Can Donny, can Donny, can I get your vote?
I made your dreams come true, now everyone has two-three coats
You got boots and a soup from me, come gimme a break
I lowered drug costs, you could buy a chocolate shake
Shake, shake
Can Donny, can Donny, can I get four more? (Uh uh)
I've made your dreams come true, now everybody doesn't need to be poor
We got too many Uruguayans come to USA (too many)
I'll build a wall or my middle name isn't Donald J
Look, I love all black people
I have all the best black people working for me, the best
Some of them are even gay
And by the way, I think gayness is great
Nobody loves more gay men than me
I'm from New York, it's nothing but gay Jews over there
And I think it's great
There's also a lotta Hispanics, I love Hispanics
But they need to come here legally or I will bomb them
Can Donny, can Donny
Can I get your vote? (Give me your vote, come on)
The Mexicans are already coming back here on their boats
Them gay Jew money Sudanese flew in with
No plates (well, what are you doing here?)
I'll send 'em back to Iran and give you all a steak
Steak, steak
Them Chinese Japanese still making our clothes (clothes, hoes)
There cannot be a new president with a
Dumb name like Joe (my name is Bernie)
Cast your ballot for me, yeah, buddy vote for me all day (day, ay)
Them other candidates that are running are all gay
I'm not gay
